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If you were a dictator, what new laws would you implement? Here are some of my suggestions:

Updated: Jan 27

  • Death penalty for drivers who do not indicate.

  • 5 year prison sentence for people who block aisles in supermarkets.

  • Drivers who crash and cause traffic jams will have surgery to cause them the equivalent time of collective misery of all those stuck in the jam (M6 to begin with.) You can call that law the 'Headshot multiplier.'

  • All Millennials to learn you can get a deserved punch in the face for saying the wrong thing to the wrong person. (Just send them up north for a weekend trip.)

  • Anyone who wears glasses must pay extra tax. (Not sure why I'm picking on people with glasses, I guess I'm just drunk with power.)

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