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A Solution to Insulate Britain

Drivers... You are correct to drag these motherfuckers off the road, but they keep going back. Here's what you do: bring your own superglue. Drag them to a lamp post or a suitable structure and glue them to it. It would only take two of you, glue their own hands together around a suitable structure.

In an ideal world, you could stomp their heads in to prevent them from going back to the road but, alas, we cannot do that. So just glue these pricks to things away from the road. For those inconvenienced on the M25, use the mile-marker posts. They do not bring their own acetone, so just use their own tactics against them.

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